I don't have many friends..

I had an epiphany the other day. I don't have many friends. I mean I have a ton of aquantiance's but only a few friends. I have shut myself in alot over the past few months. Only talking to people I am really comfortable with and not being the outgoing, fun person I am. I need to get out of my room. Vegas needs to talk in the third person, and he needs to have drinks and ask girls to rub his belly. I miss that. Like Vegas told EZ that one time..

"Vegas isn't popular, Vegas isn't a pillar, Vegas isn't a staple in society. Vegas is the glue that holds the fucking Earth together.."

It's hard to do that in my room hiding behind shoe boxes.

Look out world Vegas is making a comeback and it's gonna be Epic..

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Goddamn I'm Lazy..

Outside of work I have been incredibly lazy lately.

I think I'm depressed about something.

Maybe I just love my bed.

It could be the fact that I can't spend any money.

I gotta get outta this rut.

Car Parts.

RHD car.

Sell some phones.

Punch some kids.

Rob some old people.

Fuck Bitches.

Get Money.

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Patrick Swayze

Unfortunately as people we really don't understand how awesome things or people can be until we lose them.

This is the case with Patrick Swayze. My Facebook lit up tonight with "R.I.P. Patrick Swayze" updates. I was sitting here thinking about some of his movies and it occurred to me that he really was an awesome entertainer. I really took him for granted. Below are some of my all time Swayze flicks..

Roadhouse - This right here is a man's movie. I mean in one scene he kicks a dude in the face THEN throws him thru a window. Amazing.

Red Dawn - Communism takes over across the globe. Commies infiltrate. The Swayze and his band of misfits take them down and take back America. Fuck it makes you proud to be an American

The Outsider's - He play's Ponyboy's older brother Darry.. Movie was filled young up and comer's but it sent a powerful message about growing up and tough and needing your friends to have your back.

Dirty Dancing - Pretty good flick. You most definitely have to have it in your collection. Why? Girls fuckin' love it and will instantly bring out the cuddle in them..

Ghost - Besides from the Epic scene with him and Demi doing work on the clay wheel that will bring any female to tears.. Revert back to my Dirty Dancing description.

POINT BREAK - EPIC EPIC EPIC. Keanu played the hero and The Swayz was the villain. Swayz was the ultimate badass villain. Let's run through his awesomeness in this movie..

1. Robs Banks wearing Dead President Masks.

2. Gun toting and Cop Blasting.

3. Surf's and Skydive's when not robbing banks. Ultimate Adrenaline Junkie.

4. Once he finds out Keanu Reeves is a cop The Swayz kidnaps his girlfriend and busts Keanu's kneecap.

5. Totally MindFuck's the shit out of Keanu while holding his GF hostage.

6. Fuckin' escapes capture from the Police and Keanu while showing Keanu respect and giving him his GF back unharmed.

7. At the end of the movie Keanu has hunted The Swayz down and you think Swayz is captured. WRONG. He convinces Keanu to let him paddle out into the Tsunami waves for the ultimate ride on his surf board one last time. Him paddling out into this giant ass fuckin' wave was just fearless and cemented in his epic badassness in that movie.. Roll Credits.. Goosebumps..

Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - The Swayz, Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo playing drag queens from New York stuck in a small town waiting for their car to fixed. It has it cute moments, but what made it great. The Swayz beating up abusive husbands dressed as a drag queen. Fuckin' badass..

Patrick Swayze was in a ton of movies. Kicking ass, taking names, and making panties wet all across the globe. He played the action hero. He played the love interest. He played a drag queen. Put him on Saturday Night Live, partner him with the late Chris Farley and you have hands down one THE FUNNIEST snl skits ever..

Patrick Swayze - Chippendale
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Good Game Mr. Swayze, Good Game Indeed..

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Why are White People So Serious??

So.. This one might offend some people..

Sunday evening I was chilling at the tattoo shop with Eddie. He was getting some touch up's done. Ron, Casey, Rachel, and Eddie were sitting over at Ron's station, I was chilling on the love seat by the front counter. Well, Stephanie one of the apprentice's at the shop was telling me about how some drunk girls stopped by not to long ago after the shop had closed wanting to use the restroom. She explained that they were closed and they couldn't use the restroom. These upstanding women decided that they would piss all over Stephanie's car. Stephanie told me about how she beat the shit out of one them and was dragging her around the parking lot by her hair as to recover some money and get an apology from her for pissing on her car. I co-signed on the activity. I mean a bitch pisses on your car she needs to catch a beatdown.

Stephanie is Asian. She's really cool ass chick, I like talking to her on Tattoo days. We have had conversation's about all kinds of things.. Ass to Mouth, Movies, Food, Books, Tattoo's.. Mostly shop talk. And around the shop she holds her own. I mean she is basically hanging out with a bunch of dudes all day..

As Stephanie and I are finishing up our convo about the dumb white bitch. She says "Sometimes you just have to punch a stupid blonde white bitch" I smiled and said.. "Sometimes a dumb white bitch needs a kick to the ribs.."

At this point all the people at the front counter (white) turned and looked at me with this crazy look of disgust. One of the tattoo artist's says "hmm, I could of sworn you were white?" Like it wasn't ok for me to make a joke about a STUPID DUMB DRUNK WHITE BITCH getting beat up for PISSING on a person's car and thinking that it was ok. I responded "I am white, that's why it's more funny. Stephanie said stupid white bitch and I ran with it." I think that dude is a little fruity anyways.. I mean he's fucking weird. I don't necessarily like him all that much..

Now all the white people are a touch uncomfortable except me. Cause you know, I don't like white people when they act like this. I just go about my business.

So the shit got me thinking..

Black man makes a "nigga" joke and society laughs.

Mexican dude makes a "beaner" joke and society laughs.

Asian cat makes a "yellow" joke and society laughs.

I could go on and on..

Vegas makes a joke about stupid fucking white bitch getting beat up and these motherfucker's look at me like I'm a terrible person.

Get the FUCK OUTTA HERE.

These STUPID FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE were acting like this bitch was all that is sacred about humanity. That a white female cannot be looked down upon, that a white female should not be "hurt."

NO ONE should ever be hurt. Man, Woman, Child, any race, color, creed, or origin. But we don't live in that world. We live in a world where there are consequences and repercussion's. Where at any given time there is enough evil in ANYONE'S soul to fuckin' murder somebody to come up in life.

So when someone tells me a story about a STUPID FUCKING WHITE BITCH pissing on a car because she thinks she is slick and thinks that she will not have to face reality. I am going to laugh. I am going to laugh so hard my fatass shakes and jiggles like jello..

Because no matter what color you are, no matter where you come from, no matter who you belong too. When you act reckless you are gonna face your moment of truth and when you do people like me don't feel bad. It's times like that help me through my day.

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Forgetting Where you Came From..

A week ago Saturday Vegas had an encounter..

I had gotten off work that evening and came to the house. When I got home I realized nobody was at the house so, I went out front to check the mail. I walked outta the front and noticed a lady walking her dog down the street. She was coming from my left and as I got to the mailbox she was coming up on me. I stepped back onto the sidewalk off the street and our path's crossed. Her dog was some sort of Lab/Shepherd mix. His hair was a chocolate color but it wasn't short, it was a medium length. I didn't think nothing of it. I'm not scared of dogs and generally most people keep their dogs in check as to not cause any problems... Nope..

She passed me. So when the dog tried to bite he was coming at my left side. He fucked up. See, I think he had been hanging out in this ladies lap to damn long and no one had told him that Vegas has the loudest bark and the meanest bite on the block. When I heard the growl I knew he was coming so I turned to my left and the dog lunged at me. I put my left forearm up to try and take the punishment. He didn't sink his teeth and for like 3 seconds his paws were on my arm and stomach and he was just standing on his hind legs.. Boy.. Did he FUCK up...

This dog didn't realize what he had gotten himself in too. You see, as a kid I had Rottweiler's and German Shepherd's. I am use to big dogs and dogs for that matter do not scare me. As he was on his hind legs and his paws were resting on my forearm and he was trying to bite I looked him square in the eyes... Then with the Ferociousness of Mike Tyson in the 80's I hit this little fucker with a right uppercut that would have knocked anything else out but, he was mad at me and wanted my throat. As he fell back a few feet he landed on his hind legs. Imagine this.. He is going to just spring right back at me without hesitation. This is an angry animal.. His instinct is to kill.. Well Vegas ain't your average and I sure as fuck ain't going out without a fight. So, I took a hard step forward with my left foot, planted it and before he could spring back at me I delivered a well placed, devastating right kick to the his face..

K.O.

You don't want it with me Bitch. This is my block. I run this motherfucker. He lands in the street and kinda limps up and looks at me. Soon as I made eye contact I realized.. I just knocked that fucker back to his day as a puppy. He was dazed, he needed some smelling salt or something. He was looking at me like I was his momma and he was trying to get a tit to suck on.. I said "I ain't your momma.. go on.."

He limped back over by his owner and layed down.

I believe he had been cooped up in the house and needed to get out some aggression. He wanted to assert his Alpha Maleness on me and show who was king. Problem with this is he forgot where he came from. He is not the dog he once was. He was a lap dog. A bitch. He lost his killer edge. He didn't realize what he was up against. He didn't realize his skills weren't sharp anymore. He didn't realize that...

It's a Dog eat Dog world out there and last time I checked I weighed in at a little over 230 and I don't go hungry..

Stay tuned tomorrow for part 2 of this story entitled "Hard Knock Life" it's about my new friend's owner and the fantasy world she lives in..

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Team Owned - The Beginning

It started after a wonderful meal at OTB. Four of us were left sitting at the table and we didn’t have anything to do that Saturday night. We could cruise the strip, we could watch a movie, Putt Putt, Bowling.. None of it sounded fun. So, I said “let’s wrap a house.” B-Ho’s eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. Glenn says “I’m in,” and if you have ever met Victor then you know he had that grin on his face, the one he gets when some mischief is going down..

We had our crew and we were gonna do some damage that night..

Vegas
Victor
Glenn
B-Ho

We sat there a minute and decided on who we could get. Do we do someone random? Do we get someone we know? Whose car do we take? If we get someone we know can they trace it back to us?

After some brainstorming we decided to get Keith Pitts aka Driftin240. There were 3 big reason’s why…

1. B-Ho knew where he lived.
2. He is a pretty good buddy and there is nothing like playing a practical joke on a friend.
3. Surely he wouldn’t pin it on us. Why would we drive from Tyler?

There is a little back story to Keith though. If any of yall remember Easttexasimports.com then you might remember Grimace. I can’t for the life of me remember her real name. Her username on the forum was “sparklin integra.” Keith started up some friendly AIM chatting and whatnot. A few weeks go by and they decide to get together and meet at a car show. It’s been 5 or 6 years since this has happened and I don’t remember all the details but I do remember this..

There was a picture taken of her next to an S2000 and she made that car look like a fuckin’ Mattel brand Barbie car..

Then.. Someone photoshopped the Grimace from McDonald’s over her and the rest was history. There was massive ownage coming in Keith’s direction. He was fighting that shit off like a Spartan in 300 except he was taking a beating…

We didn’t wrap his house until a year or so after the Grimace fiasco but there was no way in hell that he wasn’t gonna get reminded of his bad judgment call. I mean don’t get me wrong, all of us have pulled or thought about pulling the fat card out of our wallet at some point. Difference between Keith and everybody else..

He brought that ton of fun out in public.. He must not know the moped rule..

So, back to that fateful Saturday night. We get to Longview and bust in Wal-Mart like gangbusters. All of us got on Black hoodie’s, sneakers, and sweatpants. Except Glenn, this fool had on some flip-flops, jeans and T-Shirt.. hahahah.. We stack Toilet Paper on the check out line with the biggest grins. We throw in a couple bottles of shaving cream and to Top it off..

A XXXXXXXLLL pair of Purple “Grimace” Panties.. OWNED..

We make our way to Keith’s house. Stake out the situation. Make a couple of Pass By’s then Park..

We were staring at his house from a ditch across the street. Adrenaline was screaming through our veins. We had all the tool’s we needed to succeed and all I was hoping for was Keith would forget about all the toilet paper, he wouldn’t pay attention to the shaving cream and those Giant Purple “Grimace” Panties would haunt his dreams. They would drive the nail in the coffin that he had been Owned by the best..

Stay tuned ladies and gents.. You don’t wanna miss the story behind the EPIC fuck up that was “OWNDED”

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I have to post this vid..

Because Ed Hardy is not what's hot in the street's. Real recognize real and these fucker's are looking mighty unfamiliar right about now.. (Riley Freeman)

Vegasauras Rex says RAAAWWWRRRR!!!!!