Cuddling..

I like to cuddle.. So there was this nice young lady I was talking to not too long ago about cuddling. During this conversation I proclaimed that "I am pro at cuddling and my bed is probably one of the most comfortable beds ever." Which lead to this... 

Her - "All guys say that - you're bed probably isn't much comfortable than any other.." 

Let me let yall in on something - I am a salesman. I don't like "no's." Plus, yall know me.. I ain't no Brad Pitt. I have to overcome the objections.. This girl doesn't realize it, but I am a pro in the game better yet a veteran in the Hall of Fame.. haha.. 

Me - "Sweetie, difference between Vegas and guy B is.. I like nice things... My bed is laced with the nicest pillows, Cotton sheets, Nautica comforter with a micro fiber duvay (sp?) cover.. I also have a pillow top mattress that I have had for about 2 an 1/2 years and is just coming into it's own. I mean its nice.." 

Her - "Vegas. Seriously." 

Me - "My bed has been tried and tested and 10 out of 10 Vagina's approve.." 

I mean I'm not trying to brag but you know.. Vegas cuddled that night.. Hahahaha.. 

The same young lady from above was talking to another young lady that has cuddled with me and I guess that they wanted to know who was the best "cuddler." I couldn't answer the question.. I mean that's tough.. I had to think about it.. So without further a do - Here is my Top 5 cuddler list w/ 5 honorable mentions.. 

#10 - Leigh Ann Faulkner  

I have to put Leigh on the list. Me and Leigh don't cuddle, she is like my sister. Being that.. Leigh has my back, she'll co-sign on the comfortableness of my bed. 

#9 - Arlene Clary aka "The Mex" 

The Mex doesn't really cuddle when she's sober. When she is drunk she is probably one of the best in the game. She doesn't break Top 5 though... Drunk girls throw up on you or pee in the bed or just some overall dumb shit.. 

#8 - Regina Wong

Regina likes to cuddle, but she doesn't like to sleep over, or let you sleep over.. Kinda weird. Almost like being at your parents house or something like that.. Too much late night creeping.. 

#7 -  Vicky Zavala 

Vicky was probably my first cuddle friend. Really cute Mexican girl, I was in love. I was also in the ninth grade and her dad hated me cause I was white.. 

#6 - Jodi Nowell 

Jodi is kinda mean and a little forceful.. hahaha.. BUT she loves sportscenter. There is something kinda awesome about being cuddled up with a pretty girl who loves to watch sportscenter in bed.  

#5 - Amber Garton 

Me and Amber don't cuddle much, but I had to put her at number 5 because she is like 5 ft tall and about 100 pounds. This little girl will take a bed over. I'm a big dude, and didn't know how to respond to being punk'd by her in the middle of the night cause she was hoggin the whole damn bed, and bogartin the blanket and pillows.. 

#4 - Jacob Smith 

Shit might look kinda Homo.. But if any of you ever had to share a bed with your sibling you might can understand what I'm about to say.. Since this motherfucker was like 3 years old we shared a room. Up until I was a senior in High School. We weren't rich either - we shared a fucking bed. We cuddled when we were homeless, staying in motels, or other people's houses. 

#3 - Kaywin Jenkins 

Gotta put Kay Kay in the Top 5. Kay Kay is a cuddler in the purest form. 

#2 - Emily Terry 

I was a Junior in High School and she was the baddest girl in my grade. I'm not gonna say it was my swag or game or any dumb shit like that. It was pure Charisma. What's even more tight was when I snuck back to Waxahachie in the summer time and had a kidney stone in the middle of the night and her parents didn't know I was there.. When I left the hospital my Pops knew why I didn't go home. She nursed me back to health. 

#1 - Adrienne Stein 

It's the feet. You all might not understand. Excluding my brother cause he is a dude, no girl from 10 to 2 has ever wrapped their feet up in my feet. Shit is pretty much off the chain. My feet get cold - she warmed em up.. That's pure cuddling from top to bottom.. Arrested Development.. If you don't know about that then you need to step your fucking game up..

*Please don't think because I wrote this out that have had sex with all these nice young ladies.. I have with some and haven't with others... I don't want any drama.. I don't have time for that shit..  

-veg