Then..
It got popular. Like Starbuck's popular. Like ANNOYING as fuck popular. Lemme tell you why. Because now I can't go one day without checking my Facebook or Myspace and someone hasn't posted some hot garbage (Vic) about some Mediocre ass shit..
"My phone got stolen FML..."
"Midterms FML.."
"I'm broke FML.."
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Please stop posting that shit.
Lemme give you a run down of my day.
9:15am - Wake-up
10:40am - Leave for work
10:50am - Car breaks down
10:52am - Shifter bushings are gone and I can't shift gears in my car
11:30am - Walked home in the 90 degree heat with a tie on.
11:33am - Owned. Garage is locked and I don't have the key which means I can't fix my car
12:15pm - Walked back to my car. Rigged the shifter to go into 4th and limp to my house
1:00pm - Call the State of Texas to check on my last 10 surcharge payments. They go like this :
Reference Number Amount
417998 $104.00
E78447 $104.00
P79222 $260.00
P79223 $104.00
AV1957 $260.00
AV1958 $104.00
CR7365 $260.00
FS7138 $260.00
FS7139 $104.00
HC0811 $260.00
That's a little over $1,850 to get my license back. I found this out after my car broke down. Did I run to Facebook and post "FML?"
Fuck no. My Pop's gave me a ride to the parts store. I picked up some tools and a some shifter bushing's. I spent the afternoon fixing my car. I logged onto txsurchargeonline.com and payed the first 3 payments. King came over and we watched some T.V. and chilled. Had some laughs, picked up some lottery tickets.
That's a day in the life of Vegas. Adversity? Word is a joke.
One day a motherfucker will walk upto Vegas and I will have made it. This Bitch is gonna ask me what time it is and I'm gonna lift up my shorts and they're gonna see a Platinum Rolex wrapped around my balls. "I'm gonna say that's what fucking time it is.."
This Bitch is gonna run and post "A dude had a Rolex around his nuts - FML"
Your right Bitch.. Fuck your Life.
-veg
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