Cuddling..

I like to cuddle.. So there was this nice young lady I was talking to not too long ago about cuddling. During this conversation I proclaimed that "I am pro at cuddling and my bed is probably one of the most comfortable beds ever." Which lead to this... 

Her - "All guys say that - you're bed probably isn't much comfortable than any other.." 

Let me let yall in on something - I am a salesman. I don't like "no's." Plus, yall know me.. I ain't no Brad Pitt. I have to overcome the objections.. This girl doesn't realize it, but I am a pro in the game better yet a veteran in the Hall of Fame.. haha.. 

Me - "Sweetie, difference between Vegas and guy B is.. I like nice things... My bed is laced with the nicest pillows, Cotton sheets, Nautica comforter with a micro fiber duvay (sp?) cover.. I also have a pillow top mattress that I have had for about 2 an 1/2 years and is just coming into it's own. I mean its nice.." 

Her - "Vegas. Seriously." 

Me - "My bed has been tried and tested and 10 out of 10 Vagina's approve.." 

I mean I'm not trying to brag but you know.. Vegas cuddled that night.. Hahahaha.. 

The same young lady from above was talking to another young lady that has cuddled with me and I guess that they wanted to know who was the best "cuddler." I couldn't answer the question.. I mean that's tough.. I had to think about it.. So without further a do - Here is my Top 5 cuddler list w/ 5 honorable mentions.. 

#10 - Leigh Ann Faulkner  

I have to put Leigh on the list. Me and Leigh don't cuddle, she is like my sister. Being that.. Leigh has my back, she'll co-sign on the comfortableness of my bed. 

#9 - Arlene Clary aka "The Mex" 

The Mex doesn't really cuddle when she's sober. When she is drunk she is probably one of the best in the game. She doesn't break Top 5 though... Drunk girls throw up on you or pee in the bed or just some overall dumb shit.. 

#8 - Regina Wong

Regina likes to cuddle, but she doesn't like to sleep over, or let you sleep over.. Kinda weird. Almost like being at your parents house or something like that.. Too much late night creeping.. 

#7 -  Vicky Zavala 

Vicky was probably my first cuddle friend. Really cute Mexican girl, I was in love. I was also in the ninth grade and her dad hated me cause I was white.. 

#6 - Jodi Nowell 

Jodi is kinda mean and a little forceful.. hahaha.. BUT she loves sportscenter. There is something kinda awesome about being cuddled up with a pretty girl who loves to watch sportscenter in bed.  

#5 - Amber Garton 

Me and Amber don't cuddle much, but I had to put her at number 5 because she is like 5 ft tall and about 100 pounds. This little girl will take a bed over. I'm a big dude, and didn't know how to respond to being punk'd by her in the middle of the night cause she was hoggin the whole damn bed, and bogartin the blanket and pillows.. 

#4 - Jacob Smith 

Shit might look kinda Homo.. But if any of you ever had to share a bed with your sibling you might can understand what I'm about to say.. Since this motherfucker was like 3 years old we shared a room. Up until I was a senior in High School. We weren't rich either - we shared a fucking bed. We cuddled when we were homeless, staying in motels, or other people's houses. 

#3 - Kaywin Jenkins 

Gotta put Kay Kay in the Top 5. Kay Kay is a cuddler in the purest form. 

#2 - Emily Terry 

I was a Junior in High School and she was the baddest girl in my grade. I'm not gonna say it was my swag or game or any dumb shit like that. It was pure Charisma. What's even more tight was when I snuck back to Waxahachie in the summer time and had a kidney stone in the middle of the night and her parents didn't know I was there.. When I left the hospital my Pops knew why I didn't go home. She nursed me back to health. 

#1 - Adrienne Stein 

It's the feet. You all might not understand. Excluding my brother cause he is a dude, no girl from 10 to 2 has ever wrapped their feet up in my feet. Shit is pretty much off the chain. My feet get cold - she warmed em up.. That's pure cuddling from top to bottom.. Arrested Development.. If you don't know about that then you need to step your fucking game up..

*Please don't think because I wrote this out that have had sex with all these nice young ladies.. I have with some and haven't with others... I don't want any drama.. I don't have time for that shit..  

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Saturday Morning, 100 degree heat & a Suicide Attempt

I was scheduled to open my store Saturday morning. Since my store is so far from my house I set out on my morning Journey around 8:15am. Hit the Shell station on the corner, throw some gas in the BB, snag some sundlower seeds and a little summin summin to drink. I cruise south on 75 through downtown hit 35 south to 67 to 20 West.. Around 9:30ish I come up on some traffic. I don't really think anything of it, I mean someone probably wrecked. WRONG. I proceed to sit there until 11:45am when after making about a mile the police are exiting people off the freeway. Imagine this.. The BB doesn't have A/C, I am fat, and I wear a tie to work. By 11:45 I am damn near having a heat stroke. I hit the first gas station I see and proceed to hydrate and cool off. Come to find out there is a dude on the overpass at 360 trying to kill himself, and he has been since early that morning.. 

Really? Early that morning? I mean its fucking NOON and this attention whore is still out there.. This aint a damn movie.. Take this fool out.. Let him Jump.. I don't want to come off tooo insensitive here, but c'mon if this man has been out there since before daylight, there is no way he should STILL BE THERE AT NOON!!!! I clocked in at 2:10pm.. 

I could rant on and on about it.. But It's late, and I don't feel like getting into really.. 

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Stanley Wayne Smith

If you have ever met my dad then you know he is a cool ass dude. Most people that have ever met him just meet the nice side of him.. I call this side of my dad the "Handyman" he is a pro at fixing stuff. He can do anything on a car, I have watched him repair homes, bikes, r/v's, trailers, all kinds of shit. Only if you have known my dad for year's do you know the side I like to call Pop. This is the side that I believe I get my story telling abilities from. He is a highly intelligent man who everyone respects. I have never heard anyone say anything bad about him, and if they ever did a fight came with it.. 

So today was going really great for me. I did the outline on my back yesterday, Got a box full of OEM Honda Parts I have been waiting on, and went to see Transformer's at IMAX... D. King and C-Mac dropped me off after the movies, and I fell asleep. I woke to a Voicemail and Text from Deanne telling me that Pop had totaled his truck.. 

Apparently he was coming home from work and a guy pulling a big ass Goose Neck trailer needed to make a left turn from the right lane. He slammed on his brakes and cut Pop off. Pop cut to the right and the driver's side of his truck clipped the trailer. From what Mom said the truck rolled and totaled out. Pop is ok. He has some cuts, bumps and bruises but didn't goto the hospital. 

I don't think people can fully understand what it means to be a Smith. When I say Smith I am talking about my direct family. When tell my friends to not let Life kick them, or when I say I punch Life in the face. My father is the man I feel I learned this from.  

So once again that bitch ass motherfucker Life tried to fuck with the Smith's. Life done fucked up cause Stanley Wayne Smith hit that bitch with a 1 - 2 and a uppercut for the K.O. 

One day Life will understand the Smith's Aint to BE Fucked With.. 

-veg

The World is SOOOO Smmallll!!!!

http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=528757

I visit alot of car forums.. Some I post and am an active memeber on and some of them I just "lurk." Mostly I use these forums to look for and sell car parts. 

Houston-Imports.com is one of these. I don't live in Houston and I rarely post on the board, but I try and check it everyday for car parts and whatever else that might peak my interest. 

A little over a week ago I ran across this thread posted above. I don't wanna touch on the details but I think you should check it out. RIP to Chad Jones. 

About 4 years ago I was selling/buying some car parts and made a trip down to Houston when I got there I met this kid "Chad" he wasn't the one selling me the transmission I was buying, he had just rode shotty with the dude I was buying it from. Needless to say in the hour or so I was sittin in this parking lot chilling with these dudes shooting the shit about cars this Chad kid was fuckin funny. To top it off me and him had real similar personalities so we were just banging on people walking around, talking shit, laughing about all kinds of stuff.. Shortly after that I pretty much stopped messing with cars, and stopped getting on HI.com. I had kept Chad's number and would text him every so often to see if he knew anyone that needed a part or had a part. Well in January my phone was stolen and I lost his number. 

When I started reading that thread I didn't think anything of it. I mean I felt for his friends and family but I am just a guy behind a computer screen. I don't know him personally. Until I saw the picture. It was Chad. The kid I had met so many years ago. The shit was crazy. I can't say I knew him personally but I spent 60 minutes of my life with dude 5 years ago, and he had me rolling the whole time. It was like putting me and D. King in the same room. I felt like this kid was part of MY crew. Like he was my folk. I never stood face to face with Chad ever again, and it makes me sad. I hope to one day bullshit with this man again.. 

Rest in Peace sir.. 

When I joke about me dying and say it's gonna be $5 to get in my funeral. I am really not bullshitting. I want it to be a party. No fucking crying. No fucking whiney ass bullshit. When I am dead I will have left yall with a lifetime of stories and adventures. I want yall motherfucker's to be standing around eating some groceries straight off the grill. I want some Patron in your right hand and a Grey Goose and Sprite in the other. Talking shit and being loud. Making fun of Fat People and talking about Pussy Savings Time. Fucking celebrate my life and know that I will be selling Lemonade in Hell.. 

-veg

Hunter S. Thompson

I have to start this off with a definition. 

"young socialite" - basically my definition of a frat/sorority type, or a "I'm gonna fit in type" of person who offers no substance or authentic view on anything. They probably carry an iPhone, own an Ed Hardy T and listen to music that other people find interesting. I hope you can invision the type of person I am talking about.. 

Now, to the topic at hand.. Hunter S. Thompson. 

The man is really interesting, I don't know a whole lot about him, but I took some interest after watching "Where the Buffalo Roam" Starring Bill Murray back in like 1996. I immediately felt like I had to read all his books. So I did. 

Hunter lived life to the extreme, literally, Johnny Depp's character in Fear & Loathing represents a pretty awesome portrait of Mr. Thompson. 

When I walk into someone's house where there happens to be a party or I am meeting someone for the first and I see a movie poster for Fear & Loathing I always get this instinct to dig in and find out what the person who owns the poster knows about the movie or Hunter S. Thompson. 

My 1st question - Have you seen "Where the Buffalo Roam" 

I ask this to get an understand of the type of person I am dealing with. Usually I get the "Young Socialite" type. 

Answer - Confused Look - No, what's that? 

Me - It's a movie starring Bill Murray playing the same character in F & L. 

Them - Really? Bill Murray is old. 

Me - Well it's from the early 80's. 

Them - That's an old movie. 

Me - Well its based on a book that was written by Hunter S. Thompson. 

Them - Who? 

Me - The guy that F & L is based on. 

Them - That movie is SOOOO AWEESSSOOOMMEEE all the drugs they do and how they party and trash that hotel room. 

Me - You're a fucking idiot. 

Don't you hate that? I equate this to wanna be hustler's and gangster's who hang BIG ASS FUCKIN poster's of Al Pacino as Scarface. That movie fuckin sucks, Scarface dies in the end, he is not a fucking badass. DeNeiro in Casino is a fucking Badass. Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon is a fucking Badass. 

As a movie fan, and a person who reads to damn much I am excited to say that Johnny Depp will be starring as Paul Kemp in The Rum Diary. A book that Hunter S. Thompson wrote in 1959 but wasn't published until 1998. The book is pretty awesome and I really look forward to the movie. 

Hunter S. Thompson is really fucking interesting, so if you think F & L is "awesome" you should really dive into some of his other stuff. I recommend starting with "Gonzo: The Life and Work of Hunter S. Thompson" or "Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride" a documentary about the man. It might open your eyes to the fact that you sound like a GODDAMN FOOL when you open your mouth about that "super trendy cool" movie poster hanging in your living room above the table that holds your weed stash.. 

Fuck With Me - I'll Eat You Alive. 

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R.I.P to the Pimp..

"I aint with all that back talk, sneak dissin, or plexin, I'm 'gon tell you how I feel 'cause I'm a Goddamn Texan.." - Bun B 

R.I.P. Pimp C

I love Rap music. I really do. But these days the shit is so terrible. Fuckin Swag and Patron.. Blah Blah Blah. Get the Fuck outta here with that. Let me tell you why I miss Pimp C. Actually I'm gonna let the Pimp tell you.. 

These kids these days need to take some fuckin' notes.. 

One of My Best Friends...

Justin Case 

This goes out to you sir.. 

I been knowing Justin since I'm like 8 or 9 years old. We've been tight as fuck since day one. I looked up to him, he guided me through life. I remember when shit would pop off as a kid, or I needed some help I could call Justin and this fool had my back. Always had my back. As I got older me and Justin never grew apart. What made Justin so tight was his methodical thought process. I was intrigued by this cat. Some folks didn't like him, and they never understood, but Vegas, I knew. Everytime Justin would drop some knowledge I would pick it up. I picked up the definitions for backup plan, what if, stringers, plan b, action plans and things of that nature. When things happened in life, I overcame. IF my power was cut off, I had power. When my PLAN didn't happen the way I wanted it to I had a PLAN B. When I needed to accomplish a goal I can easily establish an ACTION PLAN. When 1 female didn't want to hangout I had a STRINGER or BACKUP PLAN. 

Thank You Justin. When all them other fools were acting like they were too cool, or their Mom and Dad were cleaning their room and wiping their ass. We were banging out in the street learning how to survive. You're my homie and I love you.. 

-veg